Tenerife was a trap (Florentino and HAARP)

"This can't be" said Florentino when looking at the Real Madrid FEM's travel calendar. Norway, Madrid, Canary Islands, game late on Sunday... "remove it, remove it".

Then, Pérez took control of HAARP, as I take the Nintendo Switch, and put a lot of clouds between Barajas and the fantastic Granadilla stadium. "Resolved" said Florentino with a macabre smile.

This ridiculous story is true according to some fascinating tweeter who pointed out that Florentino's fingers had caused this match to be removed from the middle of the calendar. It's all Real Madrid's fault. The cyclones and the anticyclones, the levers palancas and the polancos, the roures and the idiots. Of the latter, of the fools, perhaps a little... for defending the institution so badly. Not defending it, to be more exact.

So League F was played, seeing another chapter of what is, of course, Florentino's fault. The arbitration strike was the fault of FP, who is a friend of Rosell, who is a friend of the sister of the boyfriend of the arbitration group. Such is the degree of Florentino's control... that Atlético de Madrid, according to various chronicles, scored in an illegal situation. It was not the only mistake. To err is human, but since now they do it professionally (taking points away from us) so it must be pointed out.

It's incredible -I conclude introduction- how easy it is to see some Florentino fingers everywhere, and how difficult it is for some people to see the practically multicolored azulgrana fingers that surround our football, always pointing to the same house of horrors.

So, Tenerife was a trap. First because it is always a difficult stadium, and because of the schedule, because of the kilometers, because of the lack of games (Real Madrid needs rhythm as soon as possible). So let's see when it is played, because the free calendar is infamous, even being at this point in September.

Fortunately, the UWCL issue has been more or less resolved, although we should never trust ourselves and we should go out with everything. Because we need to compete, to be able to face powerful teams soon with guarantees.

Someone should take away HAARP of Florentino's fingers, because in the end Skynet turns against us.

https://twitter.com/realmadridfem/status/1574322123224522752